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Midterms are ruff.
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Dude, my iPad broke, do you have an extra?
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Go fave/retweet the original tweet then follow that dashing bastard.
(via collegehumor)
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This nigga said his girlfriend pussy so good but she a ho getting looser than an Ethiopian’s shirt
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What if you’re, like, 99.9% sure?
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“So, I came up with this clever little way to get girl’s numbers. Instead of just directly asking them for it, I walk up with a little piece of paper which already has my number written on it. I tell them that I say this fall out of their purse or saw them drop it. Before they get a chance to open it I walk away and don’t say another word. It’s how I’ve met 3 of my last 4 girlfriends. Just call me So Suave Smooth.” -
Fuck Bitches Get Money
